Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

blanket picture

Picture of a girl in a blanket

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