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Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn
That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde
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Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
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A person who has ginger hair uses the term "strawberry blond" to describe their hair because they're in-denial.
Ginger Boy: "My hair's strawberry blond not ginger"
Normal Boy: "Fuck off you ginger cunt"
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black girls (or guys) with fake blonde hair.
usually looks very cheap and ugly.
also a delicious dessert.
"See those chicks over there?" "You mean the blonde brownies?" "Yea man" "They're ugly"
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a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.
the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-
ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"
me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
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Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
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A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
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