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belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022


baked bonds

What really retarded grill gaymers say.

Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019

by cannoli 99 April 6, 2019


Dylan Bond

Noodle haired weird guy. He’s pretty much the duck huntin’ big truckincamo wearing guy.

Wow that dylan bond just showed up to ball tryouts in a camo suit and muck boots

by Franco the frank October 7, 2020


Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022


coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker

Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond

by Pornhub6971 October 21, 2019


Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021


Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019