A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit
What really retarded grill gaymers say.
Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019
Noodle haired weird guy. He’s pretty much the duck huntin’ big truckin’ camo wearing guy.
Wow that dylan bond just showed up to ball tryouts in a camo suit and muck boots
The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.
"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"
Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker
Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond
Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.
The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.
Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.