Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

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I’m bored

Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that

- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.

“Dude I’m bored”
“That sucks man”

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I’m bored

Yes you are an so am I, you are probably in class right now English or math good luck.

Being bored is when you search this.
Billy: I’m bored.
Idiot: let’s search it.
Billy: I think I know why your parents named you that

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Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

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Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

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I'm bored

"Hi bored, I'm dad!"

Son:"I'm bored"
Dad:"hi bored, I'm dad!"

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Bored With Cereal

A band that's consist of four members. Thomas(vocals), Chris(guitar), Séamus(bass) and Astoundo(drums). They recently won the Sandford Park Battle of the Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes.

Hey, do you like Bored With Cereal?

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