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The period in which a female will have a male she maybe interested in eventually will follow her around, and if she so chooses fool around with him.*But its okay cause they are "almost" dating* During this time the female will change him and mold him into whatever she wants in a guy. Then maybe if the guy doesn't fuck up too much she'll date him for real.
Me: Wow, are Joe and Lauren dating?
Mary: Not yet, he is still in training.
Griffin: *Whip sound*
Mary and Me: GRIFFIN!!!
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The boy you know you shouldn't like..
But you still do
I really wish he hadn't become my EX-boyfriend
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the worst piece of media to ever be created, created by a racist pro shipper who fetishizes gay relationships. featuring an emo boy whose been smoking since he was 8 (who's supposed to be goth.. and asexual which you would never guess going by how sexualized he is). a pro shipper who looks like he's 5 but he's supposed to be as old as everyone else. the most whiney complaining boy who is apparently an alcoholic??. and a big buff guy who has huge man tiddies.
person a: man I love the boyfriends WEBTOON
person b: dude what the hell is wrong with you.
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*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
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A Guy that will be there for your girlfriend or wife and take on the role of boyfriend or husband if anything was to happen to you.
Rico is Oshi's God boyfriend. Anthony is Oshi's boyfriend. Anthony died, and Rico takes on the role as Oshi's boyfriend
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The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.
(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.
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A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)
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