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Mad dog B-ballers who drink to much
Oh great the brew crue is here
A dangerous and disgusting alcoholic beverage concocted by some tradoc shitbirds in the US Army, it is made by repeatedly straining skillcraft hand sanitizer through a filter made of ionized salt and standard issue long underwear. Possibly flavored with “beverage base orange - type 3.” May cause liver failure and/or stomach ulcers.
“wassup battle we gonna get hella crunk off dat barracks brew tonight, cuh. Don’t be lettin the drill sarnt catch us lackin”
waiting for your fart to build up the courage to reach the booty hole then push hard and let it rip with as much force as possible
hey lily im really gassy i think im gonna brew it
Lily: make it a good one so i can sniff it
a psychopathic ranga who has no relations with her family at all and is attracted to hand sanitiser.
damn kaylie brew ruby just blew chunks can i have some of your hand sanitiser
(in Bloons Gaming) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Monkey Alchemist which applies a permanent Stronger Stimulant buff to all nearby towers, as well as a permanent Acidic Mixture Dip buff to make up for the permanent buffs it provides.
"Getting Permanent Brew with the best towers like Ninja Monkey for example can make up for a devastating combination and synergy."
when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin
timmy: brewed bread yum
bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread
bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread
CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber