Nut Brick

A nut brick (also known as nut bricking) is a form of ejaculation onto someones face which in turn causes the impact of semen to make an individual feel as if hit with a brick.

*Boy ejaculates onto girls face*

Girl: "OUCH !"

Boy: "What ?"

Girl: "You totally just nut bricked me !"

Boy: "Sorry"

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brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

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wax on bricks

An unknown expression used for the first time by a psychotic man in Ottawa. Used to describe something that shouldn't be done.

"You're skating where you shouldnt be! You're putting wax on bricks! You've been warned!!!"

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Bricked Up

When you can't take a shit because you don't have enough fiber in your diet

bruh i'm bricked up, i need some wheat bread

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brick dick

1)The water tower at Eastern Michigan University. 2) The main navigation symbol for all people who have ever atteneded or been to Eastern Michigan Univerity in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Did you here about the Brick Dick? It sprang a leak the other day and made a HUGE mess!!

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Brick Wall

1. When your trying to make conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A.) online B.) via text message or C.) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words; oh, cool, or nice. or nothing at all until you have to try an change the subject because the situation has gotten awkward.

1.) Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?

Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 Minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 Minute pause
Emily: Ok

"Man Its like i'm talking to a freaking brick wall!"

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black brick

Any of the several models of the ThinkPad laptop computer, manufactured first by IBM and later by Lenovo. So called because of its black color and simple rectilinear appearance. Regarded as efficient, reliable, sturdy for a laptop, and relatively economical. Ubiquitous in business.

My old Dell died, so I bought a basic black brick, a slightly used IBM T-41, and I'm happy with it. It's not hi-res, I wouldn't use it for anything fancy, like online gaming. But it works well with WiFi, it gets my work done quickly and smoothly with very little trouble, and it only cost me $500.

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