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someone who comes over just to 'borrow' your clothes, bags, and yo size 7 stilletos even though she's a size 9. someone who never orders anything at the restaurant but just finishes what you can't. someone who just convinces you guys to "chill" and just hang out because she can't afford to go somewhere you gotta spend money at. the one who fronts about her whereabouts, brands of clothing, and of course money, but when it comes down to it she aint got shit to say. someone who fronts and claims as being another "miss independent" but does everything of the above. how fucking annoying.
i invited her to kick it but she needed me to pick her up, drop her home, and while we was at the restaurant she tells me she aint hungry so she don't order nothin but when my order comes she eats 1/2 of it then decides she hungry again and orders something and asks me borrow money to pay off her reciept. what the fuck? what a broke-ass bitch.
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A humorous term for homosexual activity
Have you been off playing "Broke back mountain" with the bloke next door!!
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Virgin, uses common white man name in place of his own, laughs at everything he says when no one else does, thinks their an alcoholic to fit in, drives a shitty car, dandruff, makes $100 every paycheck, commons strip clubs weekly, stalks women, obnoxious, unkempt, tries to act black, delusions of who they really are,
dude look at the way that guys standin in the corner!
yeah hes such a broke ass LAME
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A word that defines us pretty ladies who can't stop shopping and even though we have no money.
Created by meghanrosette/istalkmeghan of youtube.com
Girl 1: Wanna go shopping?
Girl 2: You know we're both pretty bitch broke!
Girl 1: And you're point is...
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When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.
...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
A popular phrase in Ireland, mainly kildare and Sligo. To be used if a quick change of conversation is needed. Also used to break an awkward silence, or to break tension. Originates from when a man named Sean was playing in the badminton club championship final, and in the dying moments his racket broke, the strings snapping. After the match he was insulting his opponent to his coach, when the opponent walked into the conversation. 'Did you see my when racket brake?' Sean said.
EXAMPLE 1
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.
EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.
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A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.
Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.
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