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Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.

George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"

by bspigs November 3, 2013


The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.

Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021


Bullshit Shit

The worst insult you can give anything.

Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.

by Jack the Douche April 4, 2019


sans the bullshit

like everything thats good about something without all the BS

like working with a company that has no red tape or bureaucracy where they actually get things done and enjoy doing it. someone might say, this tech company is just like Google, sans the bullshit

by borneready February 13, 2018


Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.

Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.

by warfare-fury May 5, 2018


arbitrary bullshit

Arbitrary bullshit is anything the contents of which does not matter that holds little to no intrinsic value, the discussing of which would entail such uses of energy and time that it is better dismissed.

Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.

Some examples of arbitrary bullshit

"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."

In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads

by centerOfTheMatrix December 9, 2018


Big bullshit

Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.

Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".

Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.

Person 2: That's big bullshit.

Person 1: I know right

by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021