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fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 6, 2011

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bumping uglies

2 people having sex, usually hardcore

Christina and I were bumping uglies.

by leouhge May 30, 2006

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bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bump donuts

The act of two females colliding genitals

"Look at those lesbians"
"How do they have sex?"
"I don't know"
"Like do they just bump donuts?"

by Lesbihonest73 April 19, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 14, 2003

94๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting

God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.

by myeyesarecold March 20, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

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