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hurts like fuck

when something hurts, reeeeeeal bad.

I have a chipped tooth, that shit hurts like fuck

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 8, 2011

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pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

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Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk March 22, 2018


my boobs hurt

she just wants you to hold her boobs bro

her-“my boobs hurt😞”

you-“want me to massage them”
her-*in head*(yesss😋)

by nikepoush879 April 12, 2022


My poosey hurts-

A phrase adapted by stan twitter user "oneofthefaggz" to signify he is H word. Made popular in the Mario Kart GC

My poosey hurts- 😳

by Oneofthefaggz October 20, 2020


my pp hurt

My pp hurts so much, i need someone to rub it for me, pls im horny

PLS anyone i need my pp hurts

by CBT addict42 March 31, 2022

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It Hurt 2 Care

world so fucked up dat it just hurt 2 care

He don’t be treating me right... but it hurt 2 care.

by nevacared October 15, 2020