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Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
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You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.
“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”
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Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
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stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"
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Slang used on various internet fora which translates to "I will partake in this particular purchasing option and purchase 1"
Internet Deal Website: "Sick awesome deal Alert - 80% off on extra-medium sized shirts - amazing deal!"
Person in comments section: In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)
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Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
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used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.
Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.
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