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The nasty blackish-brown goo that can be found inside a pug dog's nosefold. Has the unfortunate tendency to stain anything it comes into contact with.
Ugh! That pug rubbed his face on my jeans and smeared them with pug butter!
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The act of accidentally taking a short cut, when a longer route was planned.
By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.
As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.
12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
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(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!
Why not?
I can taste croc-butter!
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A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
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Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
My girlfriend made me a butter churner
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Slang term for any lotion or emollient used for masturbation purposes.
Bongo wakes up in the morning only to find he has a severe case of chaffstick from dry jerking the night before. He makes a mental note to pick up some pud butter right after making bag at the marijuana clinic.
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Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.
Great. You dropped the vase. Nice going, butter fingers.
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