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Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.

"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."

by Not the moma March 27, 2021

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natural diabetes

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.

xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs

by artist6000 June 24, 2015

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natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.

Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'

by Monkit December 11, 2013

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Natural selection

1.otherwise know as "survival of the fittest"
2.Socially, natural selection argues that the best and fittest society would be one where its' individuals look out only for themselves and would advance themselves, if possible, at the expense of others. It would even destroy others if possible. Thus barbarianism is demanded by natural selection with the destruction of the weak and the free domain of the powerful. It demands total annihilation of anything weaker than necessary and the ruling of anyone more powerful than others
3.discourages vaccines, hospitals, nursing homes, and schools for the disabled
4.encourages events like the ruthless takeover of the Native Indians of North America, and the destruction of the Jews in the Holocaust
5. Name all who kill as better

The world is full of interdependence and it makes natural selection unthinkable. How did lungs form if lungs are necessary for our lives from the start? How did we reproduce if it took millions of years for our reproduction systems to evolve? Reproduction was necessary for survival but how could natural selection create this? One sex had to exist before natural selection would bring another sex into existence. How did the first sex get there and how did reproduction take place while the other sex was forming? Or, are we to believe that they just both formed independently perfectly suited for one another?

by kh March 25, 2004

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Natural Occurence

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.

by Jazz!! August 15, 2008

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Nature's Belt

When one wraps their penis around their trousers to use as a belt. (If it is large enough)

Me neither man im just wearing nature's belt

by the beltsmith December 30, 2011

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mother of nature

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

by mack freedman September 7, 2007

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