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cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017


Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019


Dense Cabbage

Rare insult

Shut up you dense cabbage

by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021


cabbage neck

a bald jackass that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck

"look at them freakin' cabbage necks doin' that dumbass shit over there."

by nikieday July 10, 2015


wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022


God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 19, 2018


Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 25, 2022