a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser
a bald jackass that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck
"look at them freakin' cabbage necks doin' that dumbass shit over there."
a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality
An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people
My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day
When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!
Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.