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1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together.
2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites.
3. A democracy.
No example needed. Just come to Canada and see for yourself.
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America's suburb to the north.
Canada is to America as Agrestic is to Los Angeles
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A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.
Emma: Who won the presidential election?
Annie: McCain did.
Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.
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1. (n.) Also known to most of the world as Canadia, Canada is "America's hat." Canada is known for its immense maple tree supply, saying "aboot" and "eh?", and lots and lots of mooses.
2. (adj.) Super cool; most excellent; awesome
3. (n.) A hat (specifically a hat belonging to the U.S.A.)
4. (n.) One who has the quality and/or ability to talk in a Canadian fashion; One who uses "eh?" and "aboot" and mostly replaces "ou" with "oo".
1. "Hey, Jim, have you heard about that new Canadia -I mean Canada- place? I went there, like, last week, man!"
2. "Wow, check out that dude over there. He's so Canada!"
3. "Yo, dude! Check out that weird Canada-thing above us on this map!"
4. "Hello, guys. What was all that ruckus aboot at your hoose last night, eh?"
"Wow, he's such a Canada."
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A country that doesn't really exist.
Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada? Person 2: Hell no, it doesn't exist!
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A place filled with snow, polar bears and trees. Everyone who lives in Canada sleeps in igloos and eat maple syrup while watching hockey with their pet beaver. Also we have a hot prime minister(no homo)
Man, since trump won imma move to Canada
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Canada has a glorious history, rich in aloofness and high taxes. According to the teachings of Colbert, Canada is Americas hat. It sits up there all high and mighty and yet hats serve no purpose (baseball hats are excluded because celebrities use them to disguise themselves into a regular person). Even the 2010 Olympics is thought by 98% of the world to be located in northern Washington state.
Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.
Canadian: I live in Canada...we gave you Shania Twain and Pam Anderson.
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