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someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
I am so dumb that my friends gave me Carl Blanche on decision making
Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”
Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.
Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.