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A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.
Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?
When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.
two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot
Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!
a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot
That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot
“Carrot juice” is an adjective to describe something with a negative connotation. It can also be used as a synonym for “ew”, “yuck”, or “gross”.
Woman: I just went to see my ex-boyfriend
Man: Ugh, bro that’s so carrot juice.
Alternatively,
Man: I just threw up in the bathroom
Woman: Dude, carrot juice
When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
It is a carrot that is generally found to be sticky.
I just picked up a sticky carrot