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Franklin Central High School

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.

“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
“Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”

by phobetor._ October 1, 2018


Central Arkansas Christian CAC

A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).

Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!

by your real name. May 1, 2020


Central Kitsap High School

abbrev; CKHS

^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.

CKHS consists of:

1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’ girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski

2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”

<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>

3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti, Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)

4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted

5.) Wannabe ABG’s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.

6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.

No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.

For the most part, the staff are great.

7.) No lockers.

BroDude 1: “Oh, you like Mitski too? She is my favorite artist”
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”

Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “um Okay, then…... I’m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”

A excerpt from a Central Kitsap High School Convo (probably)

‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’

by silverwhale September 10, 2022


Colonie Central High School

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!

I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.

by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010

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Bethlehem Central High School

A school for James Charles' hopeless descendents

Kid 1: Omg did you go to the football game last night?? We won 55 - 0!
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back

by qscgukugcsq October 24, 2022


lawrence central high school

A ghetto ass school full of nothing but ignorant white people and annoying black people. Every hall way smells like weed. And most kids have alcohol in their water bottles. Someone got fingered in the middle of the lunch room and a girl fought a security guard that still goes there. Everyone's a pervert. And the only good thing we have going for us is our performing arts and our sports. If it wasn't for that then we would honestly probably get shut down.

Lawrence Central High School is full of hoodrats.

by princesswhitegirl April 25, 2015

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Central Islip High School

School on Long Island in New York. This school is full of spic wannabe gang members of such gangs like MS-13 and Latin Kings. The girls are stupid as shit and love smoking vape and are usually pregnant in sophomore year after getting fucked by a Senior. The teachers are the only types of white people in the school and they get mad over the stupidest shit. People usually skip class by walking throughout the circle of the school and they do cyphs in the bathroom. The school smells like shit and theres always a sped kid whos a janitor in lunch who breakdances out of no where. The football team is worse than the Cleveland Browns and their helmets cost 10 dollars, also the soccer team keeps getting fucked up by the Brentwood High School soccer team.

Guy 1: Yoooo where did you get all these drugs from?

Guy 2: Oh I go to central islip high school, we do cyphs all the time in the bathroom.

by Taxther October 3, 2019

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