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When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.
Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic
referred to when losers feel they won a series ...but won only 2 games.
Loolie chub mera
Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
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When some dude moves in on your chic.
When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.
I snaked this dude's chub last night at the bar and we had the hammer going all night.
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female equivalent of phrase 'floats your boat'
Lesbian A: Faaaaaarrrr... Jessica's so hot - especially with that jagged new haircut I just want to lick her from head to toe!
Lesbian B: Are you kidding?! She looks like a punk version of Justin Bieber. Well, whatever chubs your nub I guess...
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The default response for the larger person when asked if they would like to pay that little bit extra for a larger drink and fries.
Patron: "Burger, fries and a full fat coke please."
Vendor: "Would you like to supersize that meal?"
Patron: "Chub me up"
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The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around
1: bro I’m atthe cactus club
2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub
3: (in unison) cactus club chub
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