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1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.
The un-official finger chant for the fans of the Toronto Raptors.
The Toronto fans rose their raptor claws in the air when Vince Carter dunked on Dwayne Wade.
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The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
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When you and a girl/guy lay on the floor facing each other and the other person reaches there feet around your penis and gives you head.
Did you hook up with rachel last night? Did I? she gave me the meanest "raven's claw" you've ever seen!
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n. The slightly awkward one-armed hug, so named because it is like a crab claw. It can be used between guys that feel weird about giving a full hug, between guys and girls who are somewhat awkward, or as bait for a full hug.
You can tell Jim and Carol aren't that close yet, did you see that crab claw hug?
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Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.
Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"
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When making out with a female you grab the back of the girls head and squeeze and pull extremely tightly to not let her pull away
Billy bear clawed the hell out of that girl last night before he took her in that room stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey
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