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The little devil that shows up on your shoulder after 8 beers wanting a bag.
Hey guys I’m 8 beers in and the coke devil has arrived.
When your up all night doing cocaine and then the next morning you have to fart and shit constantly letting out all the Coke from the night before.
Chris: man I've been farting and shitting my ass out all day today I can't take it anymore!! Matt: what did you do last night that your like this? Chris: I went to the comfort zone and did a bunch of Coke with some hookers I met! Matt: well bud it sounds to me like you got yourself a good ol case of "Coke ass" Chris: goddamit I was afraid you'd say that!
The act of skipping school in order to miss a test or quiz. One who pulls a Coke is subject to immediate ridicule.
Grant: Aye man, you ready for that Biology test tomorrow?
Troy: Nah man. I’m pulling a Coke tomorrow.
Grant: What a b*tch.
a machine used to get to the center of the earth in 7 days so you can miss two weeks of school .
made of giant coca cola bottles and mentos to get you there super fast and you need to aim really well cos u cant control it, even has a zero gravity crew cabin with twinkies water and bean bags(being launched into the earth into the wall between america and mexico
champagne,coke aim ,vaseline and most things in between
When you line cocaine on someone's asscrack and snort it
"John did a bum & coke off my sister last night!"
Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.
That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke
Low grade, cheap cocaine usually cut with low grade dilutant cutting agents such as meat tenderizer, boric acid, laxitatives or laundry detergent.
Kendall: “Where did you get this?”
Greg: “It’s from a connection in the park”.
Kendall: “Park coke? I’m doing park coke? Are you fucking kidding me?”. That is just perfect. I’ll be lucky if I have any nostrils left after this”.