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college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


College Humour

A comedy website that makes videos and commercial parodies. Originate from Collegehumour.com But has plenty of fame on youtube. They have various series including Jake and Amir, Hardly Working, Prank Wars, Bleep Bloop, and more.

Frat Boy 1: Hey dude did you watch the new Jake and Amir on College Humour?

Frat Boy 2: Yeah man that was some funny shit!

by HitaroX December 26, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


College Bro

Abercrombie shirt. Birkenstock sandals, cargo pants, sideways hat. Likes Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, rap, you know...just a bro. Similar to immature frat guys.

I'm worried about the state of bro in america.

Those college bros are such douchebags.

Bro rape among college bros is a big problem in america.

The bro came over with a 24 pack of Natural Ice, gamecube, and a big black dildo soaked in axe.

by beerfan10 February 4, 2010

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Bard College

A small liberal arts college in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, 90 miles north of New York City, aka the middle of nowhere. Bard is known as one of the most liberal schools in America, and it's easy to see why, as most of the kids who go there are artists stoners, hippies, hipsters, atheists, or vegans.
It's a good school, and mostly everyone is very nice, but it's very obscure, and you probably haven't heard of it.

Artsy dude: I got accepted to Bard College!
Someone else: Where is that?
Artsy dude: It's too obscure, I can't tell you!

by afeyfey August 26, 2012

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place

And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.

by Snake May 14, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

by black jesus August 25, 2003

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Centre College

A small, private liberal arts school located in Danville, Kentucky. Founded in 1819, Old Centre is the oldest college building west of the Allegheny Mountains. Centre was rated the best college in the south by Forbes two years in a row and ranked in the top 25 colleges and universities in the nation by Forbes in 2010. Also has the highest percentage of students studying abroad voluntarily in the nation (86%) and has study abroad opportunities in places such as Strasbourg, London, Japan, New Zealand, Hawaii, Israel, Greece, Camaroon, etc. offered in either full semesters or CentreTerm, a three week course taken during January. Alumni of Centre are generally so pleased with their experience that Centre has one of the largest endowments of any college in America, despite the fact that the student body at any given time is a mere 1,200. As well as an exceptional education, Centre promises a degree in four years, an opportunity to study abroad, and an internship corresponding to students' career interests. Students are friendly, ambitious and exceptionally well-rounded. By far the best private college in the state of Kentucky.

You go to Centre College? You must be awesome.

by udmolitw July 10, 2011

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