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Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?
Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
When you smell way too many fragrances and your nose starts burning inside
Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out
Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!
When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.
I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.
The act of sleeping for a long period of time after a sexual activity
yeah man the other night Jessica put me into a total sexual coma