come junction

A phrase used by an Eastern Suburbs single-sex private school gentleman to an elegant lady of from equally ostentatious school to allure them to maccas at the local mall. While most commonly used in the intricate inner workings of a Snapchat DM on a Friday afternoon, it may also used on Google Hangouts.

Scots boy to Ascham Girls - Hey Margaret, Come Junction? Maccas has 10% off Cheeseburgers.

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how come

The way that people under the age of 7 ask "why".

6 year old: "How come the sky is blue?"
Parent: "Because it is"

25 year old: "How come Kathy isn't coming by tonight?"
Friend: "Because you speak like a fucking child"

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come on mate

A colloquial slur to inform one to 'get ones act together'

Can be used in any situation to spur on some sort of activity where activity is due.

*lion sleeping in its enclosure*

Paying Zoo Attendee: Come on mate!

Friend 1: Umm i might have cheated on my gf last night
Friend 2: Awwhh come on mate...

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moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

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Come-go

-noun
kuhm-goh

1. A complete failure of making a comeback

2. When one walks into a store and immediately turns around
because of one of three reasons including:

A: Because the store has something you hate

B: Because the store is not what you thought it was

C: A term for in-store window shopping

A:
E.g. The man walked into the store and immediately did a come-go because of a Justin Beiber poster

B:
E.g. The man went into a store called Ranchers thinking that it was a cowboy store and did a come-go because it was actually a Stripper joint

C:
E.g. The two girls had lost their purses and went inside the store after window shopping to get a better look at something or to get to something not seen through the window

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come up

ebonics for AWESOME, or anything that has to do with a positive action or thought

yesterday was a come up , i won a million dollars.

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Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God

“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”

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