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community college

A place where a person would go to when all hope has failed for them in their life only to find out that they will eventually end up at a dead end job with nothing more than an associate's degree.

Chandler: I lost my job, my home, my car, my money, I guess I best be off to community college.
Monica: O don't worry baby. It will get better.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: No, not really. Do you want me to be supportive or truthful?

by bullsmania April 20, 2009

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Communication Crutch

#1. A tool used, often in the form of an emoticon or acronym, that is relied upon to make a point or convey an emotion that the writer or speaker cannot do with their limited vocabulary.

#2: The use of acronyms like BRB, ROFL, OMG and WTF in spoken conversation as opposed to actually laughing, showing disbelief etc.

#3: A word, phrase or acronym that is so ingrained in someone's head, that they use without thinking if it's appropriate or even makes any sense at all.

Example of #1: She uses xD as a communication crutch because she isn't actually funny enough to make me laugh with only her words. She has to add that otherwise we wouldn't know it was a joke.

Example of #2: A person who uses 'ROFL' when speaking to them instead of actually laughing. This is a communication crutch because they either don't get the joke, don't know how to laugh or are just condescending assholes.

Example of #3: "I'm pretty sad, my grandma just died"
"That sucks lol"
"Why are you laughing about my grandma dying?"
"Sorry about that lol"
No matter what you say, this person has the communication crutch 'lol' and will automatically type it in every response.

by shoujoboy April 4, 2011

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communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.

Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017


the splatoon community

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019


Community Pool

When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.

"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."

by codeVlad November 5, 2009


Cross-Communicate

Cross-Communication is the communication between a bunch of people in real life (at an event) and to someone or a group of people on a communication device.

It can be used in different ways such as call, video call and social media... Etc
It is used when someone is unable to attend to their friends/familys event (like a party) so they end up communicating without being there.

Friend: "Sorry I can't go to your party because parents won't let me."
Host: "Sure just cross-communicate via video call."
Friend: "Sounds like a great idea."

by WonderWonder October 13, 2018


Community Meat

n. community meat is a man whore. he’s FOR the streets. his dick is used by anyone & everyone. a boy with no respect for himself 😯

Brittany: i could never date Jay

Camilla: he’s such a slut

Savannah: he snapped me last night…
Camilla: yeah, he’s community meat 🥩

by bongwater;)420 June 24, 2021