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These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.
Roger: Come and hang out with me.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.
Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning
Person 2: That's rough, buddy
stop the cap, stop lying, cut it out
friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap
when someone cuts someone else’s name into their body
“will you do a cut signs for me”
“yes what do you want it to say?”
“a heart next to my name”
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Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!
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Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.
Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.
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one of the greatest djs ever. He has worked with Dj shadow, Dj Numark, Hymnal and more. Cut Chemist IS NOT A BAND! he is just a dj. Whats the altitude is not a good example of his amazing turntablism. Find the song storm or the garden. If u dont like the album "The Audiance is Listening" then find some of his old work. He is crazy. look him up on you tube or somethin they have good vids
Guy with good music Taste : Damn yo Cut Chemists concert was Crazy!
Disser: Meh i think he sucks
Guy with good music Taste: O yea?
*Disser gets jumped by the crowd.......then shot by tupac
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