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1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.
2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."
"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
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A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.
Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy
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An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
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when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif
wow that dildo launch went far
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An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.
A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher
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A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks
Eminem is such a dildo squeeze
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