Random
Source Code
Random
meme very meme wow so meme wow so wow meme wow
me:dodge
Elon Musk:to the moon!
One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.
Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.
Matt went to the bathroom and left a yellow dodge. Fucking stank ass bathroom man.
The most hated action in roleplay.
Person 1: *Snaps your fucking neck*
Person 2: *Dodges*
Person 1: "FUCK YOU"