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A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
An individual of the male homosexual orientation. Gets its name from the act of taking a flaccid penis and twirling it... Causes arousal, even for those with erectile dysfunction!
Person 1: That douche Tyler was a total dough twirler!
Person 2: Yeah... I swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!
A pregnant woman who is about to give birth. Her turkey timer is up.
Her belly is so big her poppin fresh dough and turkey timer is due.
n. Money obtained through gambling.
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How you going to pay for all that dope?
I am using this here win dough of opportunity.
A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
Code word for when you catch an upskirt shot of a woman’s pantries. Soft and warm, it reminds you of cookie dough.
Yo…10 o’clock…Kelly showing dough