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very handsome and caring guy, you would love talking to sweet and understanding
that guy is so beautiful he must be a drew chambers
Drew Read is a very sweet and wonderful guy. He's cute charming and an absolite fucking idiot. He lacks common sense and is very creepy. He stalks girls and follows them to their house. After they get inside he waits until night and sneaks into a tree. He takes out his binoculars and watches them shower. He particularly likes girls with red hair.
"I saw someone follow me home last night!"
"Oh, that was definetly Drew Read."
Combination of muffled "ewww" and muffled "garble" sounds made by a person giving oral sex to a male when the male passes gas during the act.
As she pushed him deep to the back of her throat, his ass let out a deep grown of musky flatulence. She struggled to say "eww" in disgust, but it came out as "drew garabo" as she simultaneously choked on his manhood while being forced to bask in his moist lingering smell.
A kid/parent-friendly way of saying "Watching Porn". Typically involves masturbation.
Tim: I saw the hottest girl yesterday when I was drew watching.
The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.
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How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
Drews are cool, but Drew Pagaduans are much, much better. Conversations with Drew Pagaduan are easy, hilarious, and surprisingly important. You'll either never really get to know him, or naturally gravitate toward him over the span of years, maybe even more. This gravitation is caused by his mystery. You know that he comes off as quiet, unless the conversation piques his interests. You'll come to learn that while his shit talking may seem passive-aggressive, he's secretly planning to fight the whole world for both his ideals and for his friends. You'll come to relate to the perpetual ball of resentment that you both feel for yourselves, those that piss you off, and the general unfairness of the world that you, nor anyone else couldn't ever hope to solve alone, as well as share the sad smile of autumn that, at the end of the day, you both recognize as the closest thing to a solution. While he is there for you in the long run, he'll need his space every once in a while, as do you; you both know that you don't need to see to be able to share the hilarity and beauty of the world together. You can share so much with Drew Pagaduan, regardless of how different from him you might be. Drew Pagaduan is as elusive and mysterious as he is solid and comforting when you are face-to-face. The closer you get to a Drew Pagaduan, the farther from him you'll feel, as your desire to know him will only grow. Despite this, a Drew Pagaduan is a good friend to have indeed.
"Hey Drew Pagaduan! I missed you dude!"
"Miss you too bro. How's life ;)"
A sudden and uninvited bodily collapse, usually onto nearby persons or furniture. It is often accompanied by a drawn-out exclamation of 'DREW FLOP!'. The purpose of the act remains unclear, though its chief result is inconvenience.
'Looks like it's revape tonight guys'
'DREW FLOP!!!'