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A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
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It's Drink Thirty: (V.) Slang for Happy Hour.
A measurement of time when it is time to party. The phrase "It's Drink Thirty" is similar to the phrase "O Dark Thirty". It is broader than the phrase "It's Five O'clock Somewhere" in that "It's Drink Thirty" implies that it is time to enjoy adult beverages right now!
Hey Mates! It's Drink Thirty, belly up to the bar!
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It’s when somebody tells somebody to drink beer until they get a tumor or die
Don:hey John go drink an urn. John:go die
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The act of consuming alocoholic beverages outdoors, often in a park or field, and preferably near a waterway, often engaged in my youths not old enough or rich enough to drink in bars.
"Me and the lads was knacker drinking down the valley with the girls on Sa'urday. Was fookin lashed, but than the Guards came and we had to leg it and I lost three tins of Bulmers.'
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a drink consisting of Gin and Energy Drink.
I could really go for a ginergy drink right now.
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Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.
high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.
John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.
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n. A soda that a cow ejaculated into. Taurine is named after Taurus the bull.
This energy drink gave me wings. Too bad it contains bull semen.
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