drive-by convo

The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.

Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.

(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)

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Foot Drive

To knead somebody's crotch with the sole of the foot, as if you were shifting into neutral from drive.

Look at that chick giving him a foot drive. She's stomping the hell out of those testicles.

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Disk Drive

When you are fucking her so hard your dick turns to auto drive

Mate did you disk drive her.

Yeah i couldn't stop i was going so hard

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hard drive

1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.

2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.

3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.

1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"

2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.

3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"

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Guerilla Drive-in

When you park your car in a public place, and project a movie onto a nearby wall using a mobile projector, its called a Guerilla Drive-in

Yo Kenny, lets rock down to Beaumont St and start a Guerilla Drive in !! Giggity Gig

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Sex Drive

1)One of the greatest movies of all time, which is pretty funny actually, has alot of great scenes and jokes

2)A need to have sex

1)The unrated version of sex drive includes everything from balls to tits

2)Do I really have to explain what the need to have sex is?
Ask any normal teenage boy who has a extremely strong hand.

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blood drive

A operation of international vampires that are disguised as doctors who will take all the blood and eventually drink it until they become in a vampire term as drunk

"Hey man there is a blood drive today."
"On Halloween thats ironic."

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