Love Drunk

when you are missing someone and you can't get them out of your mind.. its like you become a complete mess constantly thinking about them, calling them, emailing, myspacing, facebooking, messaging trying to get a hold of them acting completely mad and ridiculous throwing all reason out the window

Last week when i didn't know where my g/f was i went completely love drunk trying to get a hold of her

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wheelchair drunk

A state in which a person is so intoxicated they need to be removed from the premises via a wheelchair—usually by property owners looking to avoid further liability or damages.

The casino decided Mark was wheelchair drunk after he rocket booted all over the slot machine. They rolled him to the curb and dropped him off.

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math drunk

(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.

A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."

B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"

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Kush Drunk

The state of mind in one is so high from weed that he or she feels euphoric and cannot control their mouth and what comes out of it.

Mike (High): Yo Bro I am not a Panda wash homework doing.
Brian (sober): What are you talking about?
Mike (High): I dont know what I am even saying Bro I'm Kush Drunk to the Max.
Brian (sober): LOL lemme hit that joint a couple times Bro
Brian (High): Dude im frickin trippin california yesterday windows!
Mike (High): LOL what?!
Brian (High): IDK Bro I am soooo Kush Drunk ROFL

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I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

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Klundt Drunk

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

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drunk IM

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

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