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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

by Stuart Phelps July 25, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.

Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.

by The_One-Who_Knows January 10, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

Someone who is very confusing and misunderstood a lot of times to be an asshole. But once you get to know him, he's really cool! But you still probably won't understand him.

Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.

by Flamingolegs August 13, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


dylan

a guy who has a girlfriend and then flirts with you. you've had a crush on him for almost 6 years and he flirts with you . you are sooooooo happy. you tell your best friend and shes ecstatic for you. he also says hes gonna ask you out next year once he breaks up with his girlfriend. days later your friend tells you he was just playing you. its been like 5 months you still have a crush on dylan. basically dylan is a guy you cant get over and he drives you crazy.

girl: he broke my heart!!!
other: oooo sounds like a dylan

by itsalwaystoogoodtobetrue May 8, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

A smart-ass who is ugly but is also good with the ladies.

That dylan... he's stealing all my girls and grades.

by koihthgfg May 13, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.

Dylan is a douchebag.

by Noneyabizneesss October 29, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dylan

The biggest faggot alive today!

He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!

LOL I saw Dylan today fuck he is gay!

LOLZORS Dylan rimmed my dog!

by Daniel! November 14, 2006

84๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž