frog-eater

a French person

like Kraut for a German sucker

As the French have never won a single war, they have to attack defenseless frogs to ever feel mighty.
Fuck the frog-eaters!

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Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.

Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.

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Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

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Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

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Space Eater

Any person that takes up more space than normal, either because they are big boned, a close talker, a pack rat, or just spreads out their ish over a wide area.

"...you might want to step a side, it looks like there is a space eater coming this way..."

or

"I hate having conversations with that dude, he is such a space eater."

or

"With such as small apartment, I had no choice but to break it off with that space eater."

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Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

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Swine-eater

It's a guy, who eats a swine, without his radio! Can you believe it?

slipper-cat

aaah! A swine-eater!

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