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A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.
Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!
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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!
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When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.
Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.
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A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.
When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.
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Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.
GET WITH IT!
Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.
Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.
Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....
I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh