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A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.
Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!
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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!
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When one's teeth grow horizontal, due to not wearing a retainer properly.
Bernie your going to have buck eyed teeth if you dont wear your retainer.
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A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.
When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.
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Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.
GET WITH IT!
Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.
Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.
Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.