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Describes what a person gets when they can't get a word or phrase published in the Urban Dictionary.
Dave: Why isn't Brian talking to you?
Bob: I think he has U D envy.
Dave: What the hell is that?
Bob: Urban Dictionary envy. He's mad because I've been published several times and he has'nt!
When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.
There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.
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The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
Inspired by Cypher in the Matrix. The notion that it may have been better had you never woken up to inner truths about the world and continued watching MTV, getting your nails done and working like a dog to provide money for world leaders to gamble with. It is envy of the brainwashed and uninformed lifestyle.
Andy is depressed and tired after researching the truth behind 9/11, big pharma and AGW theory. He wishes he was a regular guy who bangs chicks, works and pays taxes without asking questions like his friend Johnny. He has blue pill envy.
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The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.
Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."
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A mental disorder typically self-diagnosed by young fatherless Ranboo fans
Person 1 : OMG i'm so gender envy towards Ranboo! He's sooo scrunkly!
Person 2 : Nothing you say or believe will ever bring your father back Person 1
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