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Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)
“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”
The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"
Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"
Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"
Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
The ability to instantly recognize a mistake when you make it again.
No not this experience again!
An act which commonly involves a steam locomotive, a DeLorean DMC 12, and a cliff.
1: Is this a holdup?
2: It’s a science experiment!
An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.
“Is this a holdup?”
“It’s a science experiment!”
It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.
It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.
When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment