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Coined after the doping scandals that docked the Eurasian plates.
I don't has the factor...dope factor..
The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."
"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
Drip factor refers to one’s fashion being so immensely swag that it can induce a reaction in females to cause them to become wet due to an overwhelming sexual response.
Dude, your new kicks definitely have the drip factor!
A factor used in order to obtain the correct result for any equation.
-How do i solve, 11=9?
-Use Rolf's factor, R(11=9) now its correct.
To experience extreme latency and errors in your computer system to a point that it defeats the point of computer automation.
I cannot seem to make an offers to my customer using my Siebel system as it is experiencing the jeb factor.
A characteristic or variable by which a person or thing are perceived to contribute positively to a situation or occurrence, generally to the point that a party may spontaneously break out, or die, simply due to the very presence of the person or thing itself.
If something has a high Partyability Factor, generally it will make any situation better. If something has a low partyability factor, it will likely be detrimental.
Small pockets of high octane Canadians are known to judge most things and people by their partyability factor, ridding themselves of all low-partyability possessions. Some have been known to end relationships, even marriages, due to a low partyability factor.
High Partyability Factor: Double vodka Red-Bull.
Low Partyability Factor: When a woman kicks a guy in the nuts.
High Partyability Factor: Menage a trois.
Low Partyability Factor: Decaffeinated Coffee.
The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the
deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.
Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."
Example 2.
I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to
help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.