A complete and utter lack of goodness and or decency. See Daikatana
"That game is made of Aids and Fail."
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A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.
Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
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Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
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To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.
Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!
Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class
Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!
Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.
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A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.
I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.
John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.
emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.
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Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!
or
I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.
To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.
"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"