Crispy Fist

The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.

Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.

Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.

That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.

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fist on the neck

an act of bruising the neck. by the action of kissing,sucking, or biting.

fist on the neck

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hairy fist

Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.

Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.

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fist bucket

Is a women that fists her vagina daily and her vigina hole is a size of an bucket.

laura "you have a vagina a size of an fist bucket"

kevin "shut up you fist bucket"

mike " you look like a fist bucket"

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Dino Fist

Term which describes a female front wedgie that both surpasses camel toe and moose knuckle.

Woah! Check out that obese womans dino fist!

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Slippy Fist

Using too much lubricant during the act of male masturbation or recieving a hand job which causes the hand to go out of control.

I used too much baby oil while I was cranking it the other day and I got the 'ol slippy fist.

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Bitch Fisting

The act of public lesbian cunt thumping. An aggressive female dominatary fisting to assert alpha female status.

Despite Maxi's superior dyke mullét, Trace swiftly delivered a massive bitch fisting.

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