American Football

A stupid game for twats who are too pussy to play rugby. The players wear major protective gear so they don't mess up their 'perfect' hair and bend over pretending to throw the ball through their legs while another player stands behind them and gives them anal. There's nothing wrong with gays but there's a time and a place to be bumming a guy.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to play American Football?"
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry mate, I'm not gay"

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USC football

The closest thing to a pro football team Los Angeles has.

Lame. LA doesnt have a pro team. WTF!!


Meh. USC football is pretty good. They could probably beat the Raiders.

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HK FOOTBALL

The fucking coolest most badass football team in the world.
Tim shine is SEXXXY**XD

HK FOOTBALL RULEZ!
Tim Shine was pwning with HK FOOTBALL
Gary Gurecki loves HK FOOTBALL
Sal is the gayest person on HK FOOTBALL
Ryan O'Neal reps for HK FOOTBALL
Johnny Webber rapes face.

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football player

dumb, moronic meat heads who's only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.

wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.

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FSU Football

only the greatest NCAA football team to ever wear cleats and pads.

known for their great academics, sports, its numerous great athletes that have made it pro, and extremely hot women. Florida State University is by far the most superior college in the state of Florida, not to mention all of NCAA.

"FSU Football is gods gift to Florida"

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football player

A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.

I am a football player.

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football major

A degree that a lot of football players major that is a easy, in order to focus on their real reason for going to college, football.

You seriously majoring in sociology? Tha'ts a football major!

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