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The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
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A variation on fellatio where the person performing the act wraps their hand around shaft of the penis behind the balls and uses their thumb to push the balls up against the shaft. Then, while taking as much of the shaft into their mouth as possible, they stick out their tongue and swirl it on the pressed-up balls.
My girl gave me a french cuff last night! I felt like a porn star!
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An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
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(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')
French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.
2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.
3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
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French GFE (girlfriend experience)
The term GFE has become confusing because of its over use by escorts who don't offer the services as originally intended. This also causes debate amongst members on various escort reviewing websites (terf.ca) over what GFE really means.
French GFE is the new term to show that GFE services such as DFK, digits, bbbj, daty, msog, etc. are available.
GFE is confusing as it can still mean an escort only offers cbj.
French GFE can only mean an escort offers bbbj.
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when you find out you girlfriend has been cheating on you invite her over to your place but jack off as many times as posible before she get there. when she arrives get her to give you head and instead of coming just piss in her mouth and shout "French Revolution!!!!"
hey man i found out my girl was cheating on me so i gave that bitch the French Revolution
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What my mom said I smell like today.
Mom: Why do you smell like a french whore?
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