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When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.
Mexican: “Eat it”
Geck: “No”
Mexican: “It’s spicy”
Geck: “No it’s not”
Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”
Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...
Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”
The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.
"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"
A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.
"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"
When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.
My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.
A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.
Dude I was out with this Corie girl last night, she asked for a Frozen Bacon, that girls WILD.