Funky bull shrimp is the term you use when you are befucked by a certain person, place, or thing.
Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.
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Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
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When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.
My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger lickenβ chicken!
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A group of epic gym class heroes, comprised of Marky mark, hector the booty inspector, dj T, ashey ace, and scotty gee. They save the class from loss and despair.
We were winning in handball, but then Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch came along, and before we knew it we were down 30 points.
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Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.
Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!
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A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
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The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
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