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a pair of iconic white (SOMETIMES ANOTHER COLOR)and oval sunglasses. the maker of these mumble rapper glasses was curt kobain. oh geez IS IT DANK BOI
PLAY BOI CARTI HAD SOME CLOUT GOGGLES THAT WERE BLACK!
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When a man sits on someones forehead so that his testicles cover there eyes and his shaft runs down the lenth of their nose.
Actually, Arabian Goggles would be very becoming on you.
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When testicles are laid upon the eye sockets of another person.
Steve was going for a routine teabag, when he gave Stacy a pair of Korean goggles.
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It is when a male 69's his girl and whilst she sucks on his johnny walker, his busta rhymes take a seat on her eyes.
Last night i gave shandra the nicest pair of Arabian goggles she purchased in a long time
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The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.
My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!
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1. when someone who is ugly/lame looks really attractive; when you find yourself having mad bone for someone who, in the real world, you would laugh at with your hot friends. this disease affects 99% of students at purchase college. it is not sexually transmitted, though it does cause victims to have a lot of sex with people who, when seen in the dining hall later, will cause them to barf a little in their mouths.
2. purchase goggles doesn't only apply to how one percieves another who is ugly/lame, it is also representative of how one approaches their love life. one might be wearing purchase goggles when they start feeling as though there are like 5 guys in the whole world and they must start liking one of them or they'll be alone forever. there are millions of men in the world and they are not all dancers and painters. one day, post-purchase, you'll find someone who did not have sex with the same 5 people you've had sex with, and in the rare instance that this does happen you will not have to find this out by seeing them together in the dining hall. (please note: actors do not apply because no one should ever be dating an actor to begin with. this is another topic entirely)
if any of the following applies to you, you are most definately wearing purchase goggles.
example of def. 1: chubby dancers, guys with plugs, guys with bald spots, guys with bad haircuts in general, guys who drink cobra, guys who will buy you drugs, guys with moustaches, guys with cars, guys with bands, guys with cool/hot friends, guys who were raised in manhattan, guys who live in brooklyn, guys with big bathrooms, guys who look like hot guys you can't have, guys who wear tight black clothes, guys with girlfriends, guys with boyfriends etc.
example of def. 2: when any combination of the above start to look like someone you could bring home to your parents.
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The goggles that one wears while delivering oral sex.
Hey u better put on those dome goggles!
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