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Things the boys can swear too.
Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.
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Young guy pick'n up old lady or vice versa
He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!
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When you fucking a girl and she asks you to do her doggy style and you realize she was wearing butt pads to enhance her flat wrinkly ass!!!
Trav/sabs
I was so drunk last night this ass granny was my only option.
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Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal
Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf
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(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
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A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm
she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse
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Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.
Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.
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