Greek Massage

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

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greek pop

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage present in a college (mostly involving a fraternity or sorority) setting.

Joe, please put your greek pop down and go deal with the police officer at the door.

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greek dip

When you dip your cock into your partner's asshole then once you get a shitty residue on ur cock, you feed it to your partner.

Soula was feeling a little peckish so i gave her the Greek Dip... you should have seen it re!!!! it was killa!!!

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greek cheese

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.

"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

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Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

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greek dragon

When yo dude jump off somthing and land his dick in yo girls pussy

My bro pulled a Greek dragon on her and she started crying

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Greek Facebosopher

Someone, ideally, but not necessarily, of Greek descent who is known among friends as being routinely very philosophical in his or her Facebook posts...even at the risk of making them too lengthy.

Valentina: Angela is always writing these long philosophical posts on Facebook.
Alexander: In her defense, her posts are interesting, and make you think.
Matthew: Yeah, but they're so wordy, I can't always read trough them.
John: Yeah, well, you know, what do you expect, she's just a Greek Facebosopher, after all.

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