Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

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polish hammer

a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.

rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude

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Silver Hammer

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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Hammer and Sickle

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.

Long live the Hammer and Sickle and the Proletariat Revolution!

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Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

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Sack of Hammers

Used as a degree of stupidity, it expresses one's explicit opinions of one group or individual's obvious idiocy.

1) Jane is useless, and she's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
2) Bob, I've known sacks of hammers that could toast bread, what the hell is wrong with you?

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MC Hammer

1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)

1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.

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